Monday 16 March 2009

Before & After Marriage

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...

After marriage.

Baling here... baling there..


Before marriage.

I die for you. . .

After marriage.

'You die, up to you. '
Lagi lama married.

You want to die? I help you!


Before marriage.

You go anywhere. . I follow you.

After marriage. ..

You go anywhere. . up to you ..

Lagi lama married.

I go anywhere, better go without you!!


Before wedding

you are my heart, you are my love'

After wedding

'you get on my nerves. '


Before wedding

'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'

After wedding

'you are worse than godzila'


Before wedding

Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding

Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you


Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La

After wedding

You want to go, he says you wait-la


Before wedding

She looks like Anita Sarawak

After wedding

Don't know whether katak or biawak

Friday 13 March 2009

Clever way to eliminate worry

Worry is horrible, isn't it? It can fill your head
to the exclusion of practically everything else. It
stops you laughing, relaxing, enjoying life. What's
worse is - it never solves a thing!

The problem is, the more you try to get rid of the bee
in your bonnet the more it buzzes round in your head!
It's like when you keep telling yourself to fall asleep
- and that keeps you awake.

What's the way out of this loop?

Well, I believe the answer is *trust.*

Look at nature! No wild animal knows where its next
meal will come from. Grass does not seem to force
itself to grow! It's all very Zen. But that still
doesn't tell us how to get there.

I was struggling with this riddle when the answer
popped into my head! "Your nature knows!"

We *all* have this ability...

Cut your finger, and your nature knows how to heal it.
Have you any idea how to consciously fall asleep or
wake up? That inner wisdom works everywhere in our
lives, but the problem is we don't let it!

We worry it out of existence!

When you let your nature take over everything becomes
effortless. Worry becomes a thing of the past!

It's just a matter of trusting your "inner wisdom" - your
nature!

Monday 9 March 2009

The difference between East 'n West

lue --> Westerner
Red --> Asian
 

Opinion



Way of Life




Punctuality





Contacts





Anger





Queue when Waiting




Sundays on the Road
 




Party 




In the restaurant





Travelling





Handling of Problems





Three meals a day



Transportation





Elderly in day to day life 





Moods and Weather




The Boss




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