Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..
Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
'You die, up to you. '
Lagi lama married.
You want to die? I help you!
Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. ..
You go anywhere. . up to you ..
Lagi lama married.
I go anywhere, better go without you!!
Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love'
After wedding
'you get on my nerves. '
Before wedding
'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'
After wedding
'you are worse than godzila'
Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you
Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la
Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak
Monday, 16 March 2009
Friday, 13 March 2009
Clever way to eliminate worry
Worry is horrible, isn't it? It can fill your head
to the exclusion of practically everything else. It
stops you laughing, relaxing, enjoying life. What's
worse is - it never solves a thing!
The problem is, the more you try to get rid of the bee
in your bonnet the more it buzzes round in your head!
It's like when you keep telling yourself to fall asleep
- and that keeps you awake.
What's the way out of this loop?
Well, I believe the answer is *trust.*
Look at nature! No wild animal knows where its next
meal will come from. Grass does not seem to force
itself to grow! It's all very Zen. But that still
doesn't tell us how to get there.
I was struggling with this riddle when the answer
popped into my head! "Your nature knows!"
We *all* have this ability...
Cut your finger, and your nature knows how to heal it.
Have you any idea how to consciously fall asleep or
wake up? That inner wisdom works everywhere in our
lives, but the problem is we don't let it!
We worry it out of existence!
When you let your nature take over everything becomes
effortless. Worry becomes a thing of the past!
It's just a matter of trusting your "inner wisdom" - your
nature!
to the exclusion of practically everything else. It
stops you laughing, relaxing, enjoying life. What's
worse is - it never solves a thing!
The problem is, the more you try to get rid of the bee
in your bonnet the more it buzzes round in your head!
It's like when you keep telling yourself to fall asleep
- and that keeps you awake.
What's the way out of this loop?
Well, I believe the answer is *trust.*
Look at nature! No wild animal knows where its next
meal will come from. Grass does not seem to force
itself to grow! It's all very Zen. But that still
doesn't tell us how to get there.
I was struggling with this riddle when the answer
popped into my head! "Your nature knows!"
We *all* have this ability...
Cut your finger, and your nature knows how to heal it.
Have you any idea how to consciously fall asleep or
wake up? That inner wisdom works everywhere in our
lives, but the problem is we don't let it!
We worry it out of existence!
When you let your nature take over everything becomes
effortless. Worry becomes a thing of the past!
It's just a matter of trusting your "inner wisdom" - your
nature!
Monday, 9 March 2009
The difference between East 'n West
lue --> Westerner
Red --> Asian
Opinion
Red --> Asian
Opinion
Way of Life
Punctuality
Contacts
Anger
Queue when Waiting
Sundays on the Road
Party
In the restaurant
Travelling
Handling of Problems
Three meals a day
Transportation
Elderly in day to day life
Moods and Weather
The Boss
What's Trendy
Punctuality
Contacts
Anger
Queue when Waiting
Sundays on the Road
Party
In the restaurant
Travelling
Handling of Problems
Three meals a day
Transportation
Elderly in day to day life
Moods and Weather
The Boss
What's Trendy
Thursday, 19 February 2009
Parents
Today, when I go for lunch, I saw an old man walking down the street.
Maybe he is in late 40s.
He use a stick to walk and wear an unclean shirt and pants.
He also wear a hat which is not enough to protect him from the sun, coz the sun was so bright.
He look down to the street as if he search for something.
When, I saw him, I remember my lovely parents.
There are so many people who live among us that don't have any one to look after.
I think of my parents who is so tenderly I love and they also love me.
I don't want they live miserable, as an old man I've seen.
For the rest of my life, i want to make them happy.
How about you?
Sunday, 15 February 2009
30 Things that can make a girl smile
1. Don't hug her friends or your friends that are girls cause she'll feel left out.
2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if it's just for a second.
3. Hug her from behind.
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up.
5. Wrestle with her.
6. Don't go hang out with your ex when shes not with you, you might not realize how badly it hurts her.
7. If you're talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her.... let her know she's yours and they aren't.
8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"..and not just at night after you've already been out with other girls.
9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up
12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it.
13. Make her laugh, if you can make her laugh, you can make her do anything.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16. If you care about her, then tell her.
17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed).
18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile.
20. Hang out with her on weekends.
21. Kiss her in the rain.
22. If your listening to music, let her listen too.
23. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if it's simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all the world to HER. it's the thought that counts.
24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy.)
25. Girl don't necessarily have to have hour-long conversations every night, but it's nice for them to hear your voice even for a quick hello.
26. Give her what she wants
27. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
28. Tell her she's beautiful, she needs to know her striving is working.
29. Hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang with your girlfriend all the time.
30. If u care about her...SHOW it!
2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if it's just for a second.
3. Hug her from behind.
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up.
5. Wrestle with her.
6. Don't go hang out with your ex when shes not with you, you might not realize how badly it hurts her.
7. If you're talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her.... let her know she's yours and they aren't.
8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"..and not just at night after you've already been out with other girls.
9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up
12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it.
13. Make her laugh, if you can make her laugh, you can make her do anything.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16. If you care about her, then tell her.
17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed).
18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile.
20. Hang out with her on weekends.
21. Kiss her in the rain.
22. If your listening to music, let her listen too.
23. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if it's simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all the world to HER. it's the thought that counts.
24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy.)
25. Girl don't necessarily have to have hour-long conversations every night, but it's nice for them to hear your voice even for a quick hello.
26. Give her what she wants
27. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
28. Tell her she's beautiful, she needs to know her striving is working.
29. Hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang with your girlfriend all the time.
30. If u care about her...SHOW it!
Thursday, 5 February 2009
Finish this sentence - What Three Things Would I Need...
You are walking down the street when you notice something in the gutter, a strangely shaped tin can, normally this is a very tidy area so you are drawn to it to investigate it further.
You give it a little kick with the toe of your shoe, and you hear a small groan from somewhere. You look around but there is no one to be seen, so you give the strange can another kick, this time a bit harder, the groan sounds again this time you are sure it is from within the can.
You stoop down and pick it up, you hold it a little closer to your ear, yes, the sound came from within the can which you notice is grubby and has no shine.
You give a little giggle within yourself and recall the fairy story of the Genie in the lamp. No its a fairy story its not true, but what the ....., you rub the lamp and almost drop it in shock as there is a large puff of smoke and out pops a Genie.
"Hey that hurt", he says rubbing his head. Well he has a head a long tapering body but no feet as he still seems to be attached to the lamp by a spiral of smoke. "Why did you kick me?" he asks as if a bit annoyed by the episode.
"Well I suppose you have released me and read that fairy story of the Genie in the lamp". You silently nod, looking around again in case anyone can see you standing in the middle of a street talking to a ...what....a Genie?
"I suppose then to satisfy your curiosity you want three wishes for me to grant you?"
What would you do?
What would you say?
What would you wish for?
Just stop '
Think about it.
If you are normal, and I have no doubt you are although we have not met, I would imagine you would wish:-
I would like to be rich................. I would like to be happy................. I would like to be successful............
That is what normal people would ask for. Now usually I hate the word - normal - because I would hate to be called normal myself, but for this purpose let us just use that word, you will put your own interpretation on it anyway.
Let us just look at those three wishes and see if I can be your Genie, but be careful how you rub me I am a bit ticklish.
Tuesday, 27 January 2009
Last Destination
Going?
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In January 2000, leaders in Charlotte, North Carolina, invited
Their favorite son, Billy Graham, to a luncheon in his honor.
Billy initially hesitated to accept the invitation because he
Struggles with Parkinson’s disease. But the Charlotte leaders
Said, "We don’t expect a major address. Just come and let us
Honor you." So he agreed.
After wonderful things were said about him, Dr. Graham stepped
To the rostrum, looked at the crowd, and said, "I'm reminded
Today of Albert Einstein, the great physicist who this month has
Been honored by Time magazine as the Man of the Century.
Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the
Conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every
Passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his
Vest pocket. He couldn't find his ticket, so he reached in his
Trouser pockets. It wasn't there, so he looked in his briefcase
But couldn't find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him.
He still couldn't find it.
The conductor said, "Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all
Know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry
About it." Einstein nodded appreciatively.
The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he
Was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the
Great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his
Seat for his ticket.
The conductor rushed back and said, "Dr. Einstein,
Dr. Einstein, don't worry, I know who you are. No problem.
You don't need a ticket. I'm sure you bought one."
Einstein looked at him and said,
"Young man, I too, know who I am.
What I don't know is where I'm going."
Having said that Billy Graham continued, "See the suit I'm
Wearing? It's a brand new suit. My wife, my children, and my
Grandchildren are telling me I've gotten a little slovenly in my
Old age. I used to be a bit more fastidious. So I went out and
Bought a new suit for this luncheon and one more occasion.
You know what that occasion is? This is the suit in which I'll
Be buried. But when you hear I'm dead, I don't want you to
Immediately remember the suit I'm wearing. I want you to
Remember this:
I not only know who I am...
I also know where I'm going."
=======
In January 2000, leaders in Charlotte, North Carolina, invited
Their favorite son, Billy Graham, to a luncheon in his honor.
Billy initially hesitated to accept the invitation because he
Struggles with Parkinson’s disease. But the Charlotte leaders
Said, "We don’t expect a major address. Just come and let us
Honor you." So he agreed.
After wonderful things were said about him, Dr. Graham stepped
To the rostrum, looked at the crowd, and said, "I'm reminded
Today of Albert Einstein, the great physicist who this month has
Been honored by Time magazine as the Man of the Century.
Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the
Conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every
Passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his
Vest pocket. He couldn't find his ticket, so he reached in his
Trouser pockets. It wasn't there, so he looked in his briefcase
But couldn't find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him.
He still couldn't find it.
The conductor said, "Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all
Know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry
About it." Einstein nodded appreciatively.
The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he
Was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the
Great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his
Seat for his ticket.
The conductor rushed back and said, "Dr. Einstein,
Dr. Einstein, don't worry, I know who you are. No problem.
You don't need a ticket. I'm sure you bought one."
Einstein looked at him and said,
"Young man, I too, know who I am.
What I don't know is where I'm going."
Having said that Billy Graham continued, "See the suit I'm
Wearing? It's a brand new suit. My wife, my children, and my
Grandchildren are telling me I've gotten a little slovenly in my
Old age. I used to be a bit more fastidious. So I went out and
Bought a new suit for this luncheon and one more occasion.
You know what that occasion is? This is the suit in which I'll
Be buried. But when you hear I'm dead, I don't want you to
Immediately remember the suit I'm wearing. I want you to
Remember this:
I not only know who I am...
I also know where I'm going."
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